Man busted trying to steal full rack of ribs stashed in his pants

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New York Post—A Florida man with a feast stuffed in his pants was arrested trying to sneak out of a grocery store, police said. Maeli Alvarez-Aguilar, 26, was taken into custody on a petty merchant theft charge after walking out of the Rines Market IGA store in Indiantown on Dec. 15, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office told...

Man arrested for having 'full rack of ribs' in his pants. Ribs aren't supposed to be found in your pants.