Hollywood’s Most Hated Man, The Queen’s Assassins, and Meg Ryan Walks AND Talks, in this week’s dubious tabloids

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Boing Boing—It must be Opposite Week in the tabloids. “JonBenet Ransom Note Reveals Killer!” screams the National Enquirer cover. No, it doesn’t. “Rachel Ray: I Quit” proclaims another Enquirer headline. No, she hasn't. “Queen Bans Meghan From Dad’s Funeral,” “Starsky & Hutch Deathbed Reunion,” “Mickey Mouse Sex Clubs!” No, no, and no. “Queen Survives Assassin Attack!” yells the Globe cover. Never happened. “Tom Cruise: Most Hated Man in Hollywood,” runs a two-page character assassination in...

Why the Queen is up in Meghan’s uterus, and how to tell you’ll be dead in 23 hours, in this week’s dubious tabloids. With the tabloids freed from their role as an agitprop mouthpiece for President Trump, they have gleefully returned to their long-time mission of fantasizing about Britain’s biggest soap opera stars: The Royal Family. “Camilla Locked in Psycho Ward!” screams the Globe cover, reporting that Prince Charles’ wife physically attacked his sister Princess Anne at a recent family gathering, concluding: “Camilla’s Off Her Rocker!” “Camilla is now in therapy and was released after a 72-hour hold,”...