Severed Members Abound in The Trailer for Netflix's The Package

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pastemagazine.com—Sometimes, you really have to wonder what exactly is going on at Netflix's acquisitions department.

Netflix Released the Trailer for Its Teen Movie About a Severed Penis. Netflix has a movie coming out on August 10 called The Package, and it’s about a group of five teenage friends who go camping in the woods for spring break (okay, sure) and the havoc that ensues. The havoc, in fact, includes one of the teen boys apparently cutting off his own dick in an unfortunate incident involving the mishandling of an insanely sharp knife. (Yes, this is the previously announced severed penis eggplant emoji movie).