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  • The Bachelorette Recap: Which Luke Did Hannah Choose?

    Two Lukes entered on The Bachelorette this week, both hoping to enter Hannah Brown at some point. But only one Luke left. Indeed, the rare Tuesday installment of this beloved ABC franchise produced what amounted to a one-on-one battle for Hannah's affections, following some serious back and forth between two men with the same first name. Would producers make Hannah choose the stalker-ish one who declared his ever-lasting love for her after about three hours? Or the one who warned her...
  • The Bachelorette: Will God Get in Between Hannah and Luke?

    Hannah Brown has made a few things clear on this season of The Bachelorette. She loves sex. She loves God. And, for reasons many viewers don't comprehend, she isn't scared off by how intensely suitor Luke Parker loves her. Yes, already. Despite having some questions about Parker and his stalker-like tendencies on the show this season, Hannah has kept the controversial contestant around. Will he actually go on to win her heart and the entire thing later this summer? Not if he really...
  • How One Luke Drove the Other to Quit 'The Bachelorette'

    The clear villain of the season, Luke Parker aggressively slamming Luke Stone into the ground during a game of rugby was just the tip of the iceberg.