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  • Stormy Daniels Ordered to Cover the President's Legal Fees

    “Woof” @ all of this. Read more

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  • Jezebel's 2020 Unity Tickets

    On Tuesday, someone over at Politico tried to convince the American people that Joe Biden should “run on a unity ticket” with Mitt Romney. Read more

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  • Checking in With the Wall

    The Wall is a “very important thing to us,” Donald Trump said on Tuesday. Read more

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  • Republican Women in Congress Want Equal Power to Ruin Other Women's Lives

    Republican women in Congress are getting fed up, okay? In the wake of their Party’s losses in the midterm elections, in which the numbers of Republican women in the House dropped from 23 to 13, some are calling for some the party to do some soul searching. “It’s so disappointing I could just scream,” retiring Congressperson Diane Black told Politico. “We have got to grow the women in our party.” Representative Elise Stefanik from New York is equally frustrated. “I am going to keep pointing out...

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  • You Really Wanna Do This?

    Kellyanne Conway (bad, fascist) has decided to go after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (cool, wants you to have healthcare). On Tuesday on Fox News, Conway, unprompted, called Ocasio-Cortez “really embarrassing” and a “29-year-old congresswoman who doesn’t seem to know much about anything.” To which I say: You really wanna do this?

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  • Theresa May Spends Several Humiliating Seconds Locked in Car in Front of Angela Merkel

    Theresa May isn’t having a great week. For instance, it’s only Tuesday, and she’s already spent several interminable, highly public seconds locked in her car while Angela Merkel waited patiently to welcome her. Read more

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  • This Is How the Trump Administration Is Trying to Justify Anti-Trans Workplace Discrimination

    Over the Thanksgiving holiday, ThinkProgress reported that guidance protecting transgender people in the federal workforce were quietly removed from the Office of Personnel Management’s (OPM) website. As ThinkProgress noted, the guidelines offered definitional and practical information on how to better ensure that trans employees have essential workplace protections and are free from harassment. The decision to remove that language is just the latest in a series of actions the Trump...

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  • ICE Is Still Arresting People Trying to Sponsor Children in Detention

    Thank you for a fresh Monday migraine, Time Magazine: Read more

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  • This Will Really Show Them

    The Washington Post’s fact-checker column, ranks statements by politicians on a scale of one to four “Pinocchios” and then those politicians keep lying about the same stuff. Read more

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  • Supreme Court Decides Not to Fuck Over Planned Parenthood Patients Just Yet

    On Monday, the Supreme Court declined to take up two lower court rulings that blocked states from cutting off Medicaid funding to Planned Parenthood—affirming the right of Medicaid recipients to use the organization’s healthcare services while sidestepping what would likely have been the first major case involving reproductive rights since Brett Kavanaugh joined the court. Kavanaugh and chief justice John Roberts sided with the majority of justices in turning down the case, with conservative...

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  • Domestic Workers Are Still Fighting for a More Democratic Georgia

    Voter enthusiasm for any candidate means little if the vote is suppressed, an occurrence that disproportionately affects black voters. And in the aftermath of uncounted votes and purged voter rolls marring the midterm elections cycle, domestic workers and caregivers are at the frontlines in the fight to make sure suppressing the black vote is a thing of the past.

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  • These Are the Democrats Teaming Up With Insurance Industry Giants to Kill Universal Healthcare

    Nearly 30 million people still don’t have health insurance in the United States; among those who do, many are paying enormous premiums that go up year after year. Others rely on crowdfunding platforms for medical care. It’s a grotesque and deadly system, which is probably why universal healthcare polls so well across political lines. Despite all this, a powerful group of establishment Democrats have teamed up with billion-dollar insurance companies, hospitals, and the drug lobby to fight back...

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  • Trump Reportedly Liked His Chief of Staff Pick Because He Looked Like Him, Which Sucks for That Guy

    It’s unclear who will replace departing White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, but what is clear is that President Trump had a very special favorite in mind for the role—someone molded, some could say, in his very image. Sadly, that favorite said fuck no, and now Trump’s cholesterol-laden little heart is broken. Read more

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  • US Refuses to Accept Climate Report Urging Action or Certain Doom, Which Will Certainly End Well

    The United States continued its efforts to transform this garbage pile of a country into a literal garbage pile this weekend by teaming up with Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait to challenge language “welcoming” a United Nations report urging immediate global efforts to reduce the effects of climate change. And while the wording doesn’t necessarily matter, it does matter that the US refuses to accept that we live on a rapidly warming planet, but try explaining that to this fucking idiot.

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  • What's Cohen to Happen Now?

    More is yet to come. Read more

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  • Introducing Our Maybe Future Ambassador to the United Nations of Fox & Friends

    Former Fox & Friends host and current haunted doll Heather Nauert is Donald Trump’s nominee to be America’s next ambassador to the United Nations. Nauert, 48, was named to replace outgoing ambassador Nikki Haley. How unlucky for us! Read more

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  • Undocumented Women Workers Throw a Wrench in the Gears of the Trump Organization

    Two women who worked as housekeepers at Donald Trump’s New Jersey golf club are the subject of a new story from the New York Times about how that business may have knowingly employed undocumented workers for years. One of the women, Sandra Diaz, told the Times that “many people without papers” work at the club. This should not exactly come as a surprise; there are nearly eight million undocumented workers in this country—and Trump himself owes much of his wealth to the labor of undocumented...

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  • Old Men No Longer on Speaking Terms

    John Kelly may resign any day now, according to (of course) anonymous sources. We might not know exactly which day, but we do know things have gotten so bad that CNN reports that Donald Trump and Kelly are no longer speaking to each other: Read more

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  • The Saudi Government Sure Loves to Spend Money at Trump Hotels for No Real Reason I Bet

    Don’t mind us, we’re all hungover after last night’s Deadspin Awards. Read more...

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  • A Man Coughed Up Melania's Christmas Tree

    A man coughed up a blood clot in the exact shape of the passageway in the lung where it had beenlocated: Read more...

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  • The Vast and Unsolvable Mystery of Why There Aren't More Republican Women in Congress

    Somehow, Republican Senator Shelley Moore Capito of West Virginia is incredibly surprised that there aren’t more Republican women in Congress. Truly one of life’s great mysteries. Read more...

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  • Anita Hill On Where We Are Now and Where We Go Next

    It was hard not to watch Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, and the treatment of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford after she came forward, without feeling like not much has changed since 1991 when Clarence Thomas was confirmed in the wake of Anita Hill’s testimony. “I see women today who are still in pain and reeling from 1991 and then revisited it and brought up more memories in the Kavanaugh hearing,” Hill told The New York Times in an interview published on Thursday.

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  • Elizabeth Warren Is Still Dealing With the Fallout of Her Decision to Release That DNA Test

    Elizabeth Warren is still dealing with the fallout of her decision to publicly release the results of a DNA test that purports to show she has a Native American ancestor somewhere back in her family tree. Read more...

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  • Donald Trump Has Funeral Envy

    The New York Times reports this week that Donald Trump (alive) is jealous of all the attention being given to George H.W. Bush (dead): Read more...

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